Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Love Guru Wednesdays: My new Wife to be!



I Might be out the game people!!!!

Mya, Mya, Mya!!!! Your bout to be "Mines" lol

I had a crush on Mya when I was 10 then lost it then it came back like James Brown when he puts his coat back on. (In my Steve Harvey voice) 

  • When the hell did Mya get so thick??? Jesus Christ of Nazi! (In My strongest Nigerian Accent) Thats a fine ass girl lol
  • All you rap cats that had your chance you failed badly like I did in High School Physics..
  • Geez Mya has leap frogged in the power rankings! 1. Mya 2. Nicki Minaj 3. Zoe Saldana
  • Mya is badder than a 2 year old! 
  • I would take a 10,000 salary cut to take Mya on a damn date
  • I wanna dedicate the whole Trey Songz ready album to that girl (Even LOL :) 
  • DAMN (In Martin, Will Smith and Steve Harvey's Voice)
  • Forget the Power Rankings 1. is Mya 2. is Mya 3. is anything affliated with Mya
  • Mya I would put the shirt over the puddle for you
  • Everybody in the damn world knew Sisqo couldnt handle you!
      So Mya What do you think? We should do the Unthinkable! 

      I was wondering maybe
      Could I make you my baby
      If we do the unthinkable will it make us look crazy
      If you ask me I'm ready


      •  I would listen to that horrible dirty money CD from start to finish for YOU!!! Ill do anything!!! 
      • Please, please, please lemme take you out to eat, Whatever you want! we can keep it classy get some wontons from benni han han, 
      • Or snack on some chicken wraps from mickey D's! Let me just see your face lol 
      This song is dedicated to miss Mya!

      Dedication Song

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