Florida is officially trippin'! Rats the size of Cats? F rat poison, I'm calling the Brinks truck on these Rodents!
Gambian giant pouch rats is what they call them, and they can produce 20 offspring in 9 months! They originate from Africa, and can grow up to 9 pounds.....(Funny how the article just says Africa, doesn't say what part like Africa is just one big country.)
I got a plan Florida....We gather up 25 of these suckas, 100 pounds of cheese, and spread it all around Zimmermans hideout house! Knock on his door and give him the jingle..."Like a good neighbor Black people are there....WITH BIG ASS LEBRON JAMES LIKE RATS"
Rats take self defense to heart! They'll knaw your face Zimmerman! THEY'LL KNAW IT!!!
They're gonna be knocking at your door at 3 in the morning Zimmerman....And they're African!( Wish they could specify which country cause I feel so ignorant saying that.) And you know how us Africans feel about you Zimmerman....Paybacks a Biya, Biya!!!!
If the police won't get you the Rats will!!!!!
Makes a lot of since Florida! While neighborhood watch is busy gunning down kids with skittles in their hands, there's big ass, Teenage Mutant Ninja Rats/Splinters walkin' around. Makes sense!
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